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Monday, May 11, 2009

Chris Pine in Cosmo June 2009




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Hometown: Los Angeles
Age: 28
Current Gig: Starring as Capt. Kirk in the film Star Trek

10 Things Guys Wish You Knew

1. "Approaching girls in bars terrifies us. It sort of feels like a no-win situation. Like, we know we're already paddling upstream because she assumes, 'Oh, he thinks I'm cute. I win.' And where does that leave us?"

2. "'Wow, you look so skinny!' is not a compliment. Having a good body means actually having something there."

3. "No matter how big we are - and, yes, I'm referring to that area - it's best to assume we have a Napoleon complex. We'd love it if you threw in a 'Damn, that's huge!' every now and then."

4. "'My God!' 'I don't know if I can hold that thing!' and 'Baby, I don't have three hands!' all work pretty well too."

5. "A man becomes a mama's boy any time he's sick. And any time he's really hungry."



6. "Dirty texts are amazing."

7. "We're absolutely scared shitless of your wrath."

8. "We hate it when you say, 'I don't know. What do you want to do?' Guys have to do most of the heavy lifting in terms of inviting and picking the perfect place to go to dinner. Give us a break once in a while and decide what to do on a date. We're still going to end up driving."

9. "A wife-beater tank top, tight jeans, and a pair of heels drive us nuts. A black bra and you're asking for trouble."

10. "When we're having a guys' night out, we're really not doing much of anything at all. We basically just put each other down, then laugh at each other, then put each other down..."

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